by Art (Lao Du) | May 21, 2020 | General
Editor’s note: We have recently barred any publication of Lao Du’s usual flapdoodle and screwy hooey during the pandemic as a public service to PPP. However, he has strenuously insisted that he has to at least air one of his bellyaching beefs before the corona virus...
by Art (Lao Du) | Apr 2, 2020 | General
I got this woodpecker who started to drill holes in my house. A lot of them – and he won’t stop. I tried to drive this drilling drum machine off to the neighbors by saying shoo, go next door, but that didn’t work. So then I started to bang my walls...
by Art (Lao Du) | Mar 18, 2020 | General
I’m so lonely with the self-isolation and self-quarantine stuff, that it’s gotten to the point where I now welcome all robocalls. Even though I fully realize that these calls are computer generated and most of them are recorded, I’m still so grateful and heartened by...
by Art (Lao Du) | Mar 17, 2020 | General
Now that the Club has closed down for the Corona virus, I feel a great wave of relief. It’s not just that I don’t have to ask the guy across the table if he’s been to Wuhan or Milan … or New Rochelle, and not because I no longer have to worry about whether the guy...
by Art (Lao Du) | Mar 16, 2020 | General
So far, the biggest sacrifice from the self-quarantine has been toilet paper – I don’t have any. I called the police about the apparent universal shortage, but they insisted it wasn’t what a 911-type call should be. I begged to differ. I begged strenuously. Where...
