Don’t Worry, Be Happy

I was playing this guy in the club in the side room about 4 years ago and it was a close match.  After a lengthy rally, I won the point with a fantastic decisive forehand shot that should have sent a sonic boom across the main room and toward the center of...

Stop With The Chicharones (pork rinds), Okay?

I got a friend who eats bacon for breakfast, lunch and dinner. He calls himself a Bacontarian. He has had carotid artery angioplasty (to clean out all the bacon that lines his carotid arteries) plus a few stents. You want that? I don’t think so. You can do something....

Who Took My Keys?

Well, we’re all getting older. And you can’t set the clock back. Not only can’t you run a mile as fast as a sloth (these animals are slower than centipedes), hit a ball over the fence for a home run or jump over the tennis net like you used to, but your joints are so...

Advanced Parkinson’s Disease: Bruce Ballard

Hi: First, thanks to Robert Berson for bringing to our attention a dance program, Dance For Parkinson’s Disease, which is providing free weekly classes from March 13th to May 15th in the Ossining Library (not the library in Sing Sing – repeating – do...

PPP Treasury Report

There’s been talk, whispers at first, then louder rumblings, about some ‘questionable behavior’ by the treasurer of PPP – that would be me. For example, some of the Bored members didn’t appreciate our purchase of extra cake for me after the last recent party. Well,...