by Art (Lao Du) | Jul 15, 2019 | General
Maybe I live in another world, another time. I got a friend who has started calling me Retro Man, but I don’t care. I know I can’t bring back Whitney Reed (and amateur tennis from the late 50’s), but I can’t identify with any of these keh-zillionaires on those...
by Art (Lao Du) | Jun 28, 2019 | General
We’ve got to get rid of these techno-trick bats and those flimflam artists using them. Anyone who plays with pips out, for example, should be expelled … and propelled out of the club. Banished for life. Post haste. The only...
by Art (Lao Du) | Jun 24, 2019 | General
Ya know what I can’t stand anymore? It’s the continuous and unrelenting apologies you get from the guy across the ping pong table from you who hits one on the net that dribbles over, or hits the ball on the edge of the table...
by Art (Lao Du) | Jun 18, 2019 | General
I play well against the moribund, the sclerotic, the prepubertal and just about all the cachexic gomers I meet. But I don’t do so hot against people who can actually hit the ball back to me with some consistency. Between you and...
by Art (Lao Du) | Jun 15, 2019 | General
Recently, after the group met for our weekly session, it occurred to me that maybe my insistence on Pongers playing a certain way – MY WAY – was not the Right Way. Maybe My Way Or The Highway is not the most prudent or tactful approach...
